Have you got any castles
That you want me to build baby
Have you got any dragons
That you want to have killed, baby?
I'll get into my seven league boots
I'll get into my bulletproof suits
I'll get out my revolver that shoots
And rat-a-tat-tat-tat-at
Down they'll go

Have you got any mortgages
You want to have paid, baby?
Have you got any villains
That you want to have laid to rest?
After all my adventures are through
And I bring home a dragon or two
You can tell all the papers
That I did it because I love you