You Gave Me a Present
The Paper Was Blue and Green
I Unwrapped It With Pleasure
These Are the Best Shades I've Ever Seen
You Can Be My Girlfriend
Forever and a Day
I Never Thought I Was Worth Much
Or That Anyone Would Treat Me This Way

I'm Not
The Kind of Guy
Who Dresses Like a King
And a Really Fine Pair of Shades
Means Everything
And the Light That Blinds My Eyes
Shines From You

It Makes Me Come in the Night
It Makes Me Swim With Delight
I Like This Pain
I Like This Mirror,
I Like These Shades

I Could Have Had a Problem
I Might Have Never Followed Through
The Other Guys Are in Trouble
They Wouldn't Listen to a Girl Like You
These Shades Say Something
I'll Bet They Cost a Lot
I Hope I Don't Break 'em
I Hope We Don't Break Up

I'm Not
The Kind of Guy
Who Dresses Like a King
And a Really Fine Pair of Shades
Means Everything
And the Light That Blinds My Eyes
Shines From You

It Makes Me Come in the Night
It Makes Me Swim With Delight
I Like This Pain
I Like This Mirror,
I Like These Shades

I Like These Shades
I Like These Shades