I was so I
I was so I
I was so...
It was just an ordinary chat up
She was just an ordinary chat up
I wanna get my little twat up
I wanna get my little twat up, twat up, twat up

It was just an ordinary asser
He was just an ordinary asser
I wanna get my little bit of plaster
Up his asser

It was just an ordinary chat up
It was just an ordinary chat up, chat up, chat up

WHY IS NOT THIS P.A. LOUDER!!!!!!!!!

And me
And me
And me
It was just an ordinary chat up
It was just an ordinary chat up, chat up, chat up

I can play a little louder
I can play a little chat up
I can play till you're all fed up
I was just a chat up
I was just a brat up
I was just a little bit of a sweaty boy
I wanted to see what was inside a toy
I'm went home and said gonna play some games
I'm gonna have a look at a book of dirty names
And I thought the P.A. was fed up
Watch you clean those clothes
All day
All day
All dull, dull day

I wanna know what they say
I wanna know what I say
Chat up
Chat up