Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
in her office downt he corner
she's calling Mr. What, Mr. Which, Mr. Who

Annie the Imaginary Lawyer
brokering the important merger
of the firms Hope, Bait and Switch
into you

Annie The Imaginary Lawyer
is neither the latter nor the former
but she just what she thinks we should do
Annie the imaginary lawyer
pardon me while I take a call from
Mr. What, Mr. Which or Mr. Who
with Stella Starr calling on line 2

Fuck You go shopping
you're about as interesting as the rent
fuck me for listening
I'm supposed to be so intelligent
fuck you, go shopping
I just spent all of my rent
Fuck you, are you listening?

Imaginary Annie
Invisible Esquire