The king called on the kingdom
To gather all their best
To slay a mighty dragon
Because it was his pest

A strange little man came forth
To request a deft assist
But the witcher was quite reluctant
The story had a twist

The golden one with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels
They showed us we’re all fools
They showed us we’re all foo-ools
Oh we’re just fooools

The old little man fell swiftly
Off a cliff and to his death
We sadly mourned the loss
Thought we’d witnessed his last breath

But then he breathed some fire
On the goon that came his way
Cause he was a golden dragon
Not a man with temples grey

Oh the golden one with the golden rules
Two warrior belles with all the tools
More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels
So they showed us we’re all fools
They showed us we’re all fools
Oh we’re just fools

The witcher loved his woman
The sorceress beauty
But the solemn golden dragon
Told them it was not to be

The wise sad dragon’s truths
Broke what never could repair
But that lovable ol’ lutenist
Won the hearts o’ the huntress pair

The golden one with the golden rules
Two long-necked warriors with all the tools
More dazz-el-ing than all the jewels
So they showed us we’re all fools
They showed us we’re all foo-ools
Oh we’re just fooools
We’re just fools