Number one, Number one
Now the song has just begun

With a rum tum taddle um
Old John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we'd be

Number two, Number two
The rooster crows cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo

With a rum tum taddle um
Old John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we'd be

Number three, Number three
I like you and you like me

With a rum tum taddle um
Old John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we'd be

Number four, Number four
Knock, knock, knock, knock at your door

With a rum tum taddle um
Old John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we'd be

Number five, Number five
Five buzzy bees buzzing in a hive

With a rum tum taddle um
Old John Bradlelum
Hey what funny folk we'd be