My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
they said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
the home that I once knew oo oo
was a filthy floozys pad

ONE MORE, TWO MORE
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
THREE MORE, FOUR MORE
Mice unite at the kitchen door
IT WERN'T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,
HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER
and I never saw her with a hoover.

Ide fell for a hag from Hell
she wernt the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel.

ONE MORE....
[Guitar time]

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
the first thing I shall do oo oo
is plug the hoover in.

ONE MORE....