Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee

Things were looking gloomy and Glenda she was sad
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands
But Glenda she thought surely
It can't be that bad, if I had a baby

Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee

Glenda went round to the doctors the next day
You can't have a baby, that's what he said
Glenda did not give up she's got this book to read
Of how to have a test tube baby

Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee

Glenda's Dad had just died and she was unhappy
If only she could have a baby
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam
She signed up for a baby

Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee
Victory if Glenda, she had a baby, ooee