Well I don't care if you think I'm a fag,
Don't you see I like to dress in drag?
I put my fishnets on everyday,
And I don't give a fuck what you say.

I was femenine as a child,
And now I'm all grown up and I'm running wild,
My girlfriend didn't like it so we had to break up,
Sitting here doing my own make-up.

You ask me why,
I do the things I do,
Well look who's fucking famous,
I'll give you a hint it's not you,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag.

Well let me tell you about my ideal world,
They'd be a drag queen for every little boy and girl,
And I could be "Miss Drag Queen 2004"
I wouldn't have the normal anymore.

You don't think a man should wear a dress,
But the drag queen lifestyle made me the best,
Highheels, handbags,
I ain't a fucking fag!

You ask me why,
I do the things I do,
Well look who's fucking famous,
I'll give you a hint it's not you,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Oh Yeah.

You ask me why,
I do the things I do,
Well look who's fucking famous,
I'll give you a hint it's not you,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag,
Papa's Got A Brand New Drag.