Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by
Spending money on

Sleep all day
It's the only way
I'm a parasite
I creep about at night

Nite klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite klub, what am I doing here?
Nite klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on

Hey, hey, I don't work
Cos I don't have to
I don't have to work
There's no work to do

Nite klub, I'm a member of the nite klub
Nite klub, a fully paid up member of the nite klub

I won't dance in a club like this
All the girls are slags
And the beer tastes just like piss

I'm a parasite
I creep about at night
Yes I'm a member of the nite klub
A fully paid up member of the nite klub

Nite klub, is this the in place to be?
Nite klub, what am I doing here?
Nite klub, watching the girls go by
Spending money on beer