After school when we were 13,
Count our money, looking keen.
Come on, hurry to the sweet shop, boys
Not for chocolate, not for toys.

She sold cigarettes one by one,
She sold luverly, bubbly bitter beer.

Dirty, dirty Dora's
Praise the lord, they never caught her.
Dirty, dirty Dora's
Blew your Tesco's out the water!

After school when we were 13
Making sure we wasn't seen
Up the alley and across the rails.
Live forever and we're hard as nails.

She sold cigarettes one by one,
She sold luverly, bubbly bitter beer.

Dirty, dirty Dora's
Praise the lord, they never caught her.
Dirty, dirty Dora's
Blew your Tesco's out the water!

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Then one day she locked the door,
Crying "Give me cuddles, give me more.
Me husband Fred's got a gangrene leg
And he's dying slowly up in bed."

And she sold Polaroids for a cheeky smile,
She sold whisky for a sloppy kiss.

Dirty, dirty Dora's
Praise the lord, they never caught her.
Dirty, dirty Dora's
Blew your Tesco's out the water!

God bless Dirty Dora,
God bless Dirty Dora.
Lonely Dirty Dora,
Lonely Dirty Dora.
Lonely,
Lonely,
Dirty Dora.