Monday, nothing, Tuesday, nothing
Wednesday and Thursday nothing
Friday for a change a little more nothing
Saturday once again nothing

Democracy nothing, elections nothing
Two David's, double nothing
Hattersley, Kinnock, moderate pillocks
Thatcher, fascist nothing

And science is nothing, philosophy nothing
Einstein relatively nothing
Jean Paul Satre, dead old farters
Heizenburg, Hasrisenot nothing

And Jesus Christ's nothing, Mohammed nothing
Guru Singer Krishner nothing
Buda nada kaela dada
Even John Lennon now is nothing

The parliament is nothing, everything is nothing
Pointless, purposeless nothing
Giants of literature, giants of nothing
Literate, schmiterate nothing

And marriage is nothing, ain't divorce something
Having kids is nothing
They all grow up and leave you anyway
Lost sons and daughters of nothing

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing
Nothing, nothing, nothing

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more temperate and more lovely
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of may