Newspaper full of violence
But I ain't so good at violence
But I wanna smash Hilton's face like the window back at my place
These tabloids make me puke
All these bands I'd like to nuke
There ain't nothing today but bullshit and celebrity news

So what have we got?
Nothing, nothing to do.

Who's gonna take 'em down?
And rip off all their crowns?
Cuz I don't wanna hear Stephani or Beyoncé
Our minds have been impounded
and now we are surrounded
When he hears the radio does "Uncle Joe" turn in his grave?

So what have we got?
Nothing, nothing to do.