Contradictory criteria
Placing yourself morally superior
Two different sets of laws apply
God as your witness is your alibi
Coz you got

Double standards
Double standards
Double standards
Double standards

Wots good for the goose is good for the gander
Until you are in the dock then you label it slander
Arsenal of anger mobilization
Granting you self righteous justification
A pointed finger from a crooked angle
Your credibility is starting to dangle
Looking down on us from your pious heights
Never in doubt coz your always right