Do you know the one about the girl
And the guy she ran into?
He spent the rest of his life playing "I Spy"
Well, you should: that girl is you

I can be your best friend or your worst nightmare
Ensnared in my fantasies
And my daydreams
If only we could get around the fact that you're not into me

You're 5'3",
Weigh 115
Your favourite colour is blue
Shoe size is five and a half
You love to take baths
And you sleep with my eyes on you

Well, honestly
You're creepy and you're too messed up to get with me