Cartridge is loaded, my trench coat unzips
Eyes on the clock and his hand on the grip
Sawed-off, Zoloft, the cocktail is lit
Make his family proud, he got a scholarship

Oh, no! They don't know
What's gonna happen
Oh, no! They don't know
Well, look who's laughing

My cartridge is loaded, my trench coat unzipped
My eyes on the clock, and my hand on the grip
Sawed-off, Zoloft, my cocktail is lit
We gonna make this family proud, he got that scholarship

Oh, no! They don't know
What's gonna happen
Oh, no! They don't know
Well, look who's laughing

Lunch room exploded, my gun met her lips
Well, she can take it stop throwing a fit
Popped off her top off in class where she sits
Took down the class clown, and saved the misfits

Oh, no! They don't know
What's gonna happen
Oh, no! They don't know
Well, look who's laughing