I'm seeing this girl, and she just Might be out of her mind
Well she's got baggage and it's all the emotional kind
She talks about closure and that validation bit
I don't mean to be insensitive, but I really hate that shit

And I say yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, man, she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She thinks she's the victim
Yeah

Now I know she'll feel abandoned
If I don't stay over late
And I know she's afraid to commit
But it's only our second date

And I say yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, man, she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She says she's the victim
And she takes it all out on me

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don't mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That's where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he's gone
But I wish you wouldn't call me daddy
When we're gettin' it on

And I say yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, man, she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She's playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My God, she's got issues
And I'm gonna pay, gonna pay, gonna pay, etc

If you think I'm controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you're not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don't know why you're messed up
I don't know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door