Sober
Life is a prison
Shit-faced
It is a blessing

Sober
Nobody wants you
Shit-faced
They're all undressing

Oh, sober
It's ever darker
Shit-faced
The moon is nearer

Sober
You're old and ugly
Shit-faced
Who needs a mirror?

Oh, sober
You're a cro-magnon
Shit-faced
You're very clever

Sober
You never should be
Shit-faced
Now and forever

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming only makes me blue

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because I only dream of you

I gotta get too pissed to miss you
Or I'll never get to sleep
I gotta drink wine apt to pine for you
And God knows that ain't cheap

I know you think I'm insane
I know it's not appealing
But till I'm feeling no pain
Guess what I'll be feeling

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming only makes me blue

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because I only dream of you

I gotta get
Too fried to cry
Or I'll be crying all night long

I gotta get too high to sigh
Oh my God, where did I go wrong?

So why do I get plastered
And why am I so lonely?
It's you, you heartless bastard
You're my one and only

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because dreaming only makes me blue

I gotta get
Too drunk to dream
Because I only dream of you

I gotta get
Too pissed to miss you
Or I'll never get to sleep

I gotta drink
Apt to pine for you
And God knows that ain't cheap

And God knows that ain't cheap!