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If I was gonna be a power ranger
I would be the white power ranger
But if I was a pope
I would be

Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty fucking wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty fucking wicked!

If I was a polar bear
I would eat human heads
But if I was a pope
I would be

Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He ain't too short, he ain't too tall!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty fucking wicked!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's gotta set of enormous balls!
Pope John Paul
Pope John Paul
He's pretty fucking wicked!

I want to have sex with boys
I want to have sex with girls
If I'm going to abstain from sex
Then I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with boys)
I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Woah! I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with boys) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Yes! I better be the fucking pope (I want to have sex with girls) (na-na-na-na-na-na)
Hey! I better be the fucking pope