I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a falling star
Like a smiling don't give a fuck kid caught in a lie
I'm gonna come on down like running blood
I'm gonna dive into the weekend teeth first in the mud

I'm gonna crash into the weekend like to the sound of a gong
Hey, if days are short, nights and long
I'm gonna smash all thoughts on how to have fun
I like the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun
I like the weekend like a cake shot out of a gun

I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a runaway train
I'm gonna drink that lake 'til it's merely a stain
Gonna steal an extra foot from someone in the street
So I can crash into the weekend on my own three feet

I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a crumbled car
Like a bundle of joy lit like a cigar
Well, label my brain obsolete
So I can crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet

I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet
I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet
I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a sinking fleet, alright now

I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a busted jaw
Riding shotgun to a monkey on a circular saw
Last place, human race
I'm gonna crash into the weekend like a swinging mace

Gonna crash into the bottom of a bottomless pit
And on the bottom of the bottom of the bottomless pit
Erect me a ladder, I've got a job to get done
I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son

I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son
I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son
I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son
I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son
I like the weekend like the demon's most favorite son
Woo, yeah