take care to avoid the heavy stuff
i give up, this literature is fluff
trawled through sketches of notes the night before
chased the baffled employess floor to floor
hung a 'do not disturb' on glass swing doors

fabled diaries written to be read
creaking uprights ring through Nissen sheds
you are clearly a man of influence
your collectable tales do so impress
now the world can enjoy your savvy sense

this poor devil does not want to be
an out of habit radio emcee.
and he sensed the unease, the Governor's worse
treated baffled colonials rhyme and verse
now I will not expect that visit first