Oh my goodness, oh my dayum
Oh my goodness, they goin' ham
Oh my goodness, oh my dayum
Oh my goodness, they goin' ham

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin' ham
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

I wish you could smell what I'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Crispety crunch
Dayum, look at the bacon
Dayum, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Ghetto grocery bag
Dayum, the cheese is oozin'
Dayum, let's do this
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Do you wanna know the difference
Between a weak burger
And a burger that has strength?
A burger that has strength

A weak burger, you can chew and still talk
A burger with strength, you chew
And the meat just absorbs all the space
And all the air possible all in your throat
To the point that if you wanted to start talkin'
Nothin' but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm
Is comin' out
Word

Skimmalarinky dinky dink
Skimmalarinky doo
I love you, you-you, you
(Oh my dayum)

This is how bacon is supposed to be
The fries, they blend so perfectly
The cheese up in here is goin' ham
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

I wish you could smell what I'm smellin
Mm, mm, mm
You bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man
Dayum, dayum, dayum

Crispety crunch
Dayum, look at the bacon
Dayum, get yourself that double cheeseburger
Dayum, dayum, dayum!

Ghetto grocery bag
Dayum, the cheese is oozin'
Dayum, let's do this
Dayum, dayum, dayum!