We all worked the stem
Collar shoulder style eatin with our friends
By the time say our prayers
The dinner tables bare
So we stole a lump of food
Beanmaster cooks up the stew
And there plenty a bound
Till stewhogg comes around

Stewhogg quit staring at my plate
Stewhogg you know yer never late
Stewhogg yer always first in line
Stewhogg stewhogg dont you know
Yer the first to get left
Behind
Starve and die
Starve and die
We're gonna starve and die

Well I had a stash of viddle
Not enough to share you know I only had a little
I guess I left the room too long
Cuz stewhogg came along
So I portioned out a plate
Went down to the river to wash my hands and face
As I'm coming back round the bend
Stewhogg strikes again