I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He tells me, "Get the butter," sounds just like my mother
He wasn't nice to Connie
His son, he shot somebody
For messin' with his daughter
Just like the Godfather

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's heavy and he's hairy
He's really scaring me...Marlon Brando

Well, I saw him in a movie
He used to be so groovy
Now he's eating mashed potatoes
He's a human Winnebago

I'm stuck inside a condo with Mr. Marlon Brando
He's a heavy dingleberry
He's really scary...Marlon Brando

Domino's delivery has brought me to him
Cheese and pepperoni, watch him shovel it in
He's giving me a lecture on the wages of sin
Mr. Brando, please show me the door