Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco,
this is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes,
you know where you can stick your brown eggs!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!

Chorus: (x2)

(So Just) Shake shake shake like a lettuce leaf,
shake it til the slugs fall off!

I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep fried.
never could pronounce houderves,
cannot speak the language of love!

Bridge: I just want what every man wants,
a nibble on your vol-au-vents...and a pint!

Chorus x 2

(solo)

Repeat Chorus (x4)