I never have to listen to
Ridiculous opinions
She never tries to make me
Into one of her minions

The touch of a button
A steely caress
You need a phillips screwdriver
To get her undressed

But she's mine, all mine
She isn't programmed to deceive me
Oh mine, all mine
And I kept the receipt
In case you don't believe me
She will never leave me

Oh motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh motorheart
She is literally a love machine

She never takes offence at
Anything I say or do
She is not over-sensitive
The opposite is true
Not burdened by ambition
Never talks about her dreams
Doesn't often fire lasers from her eyeballs as she screams

That she's mine all mine
And I will never grow to hate her
Oh mine all mine
But if she starts playing up
I'll send her back to her creator
Or just recalibrate her

Oh motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh motorheart
She is literally a love machine

A little bit of heartache
Is impossible to avoid
I never had much luck with women
So I bought myself a droid
She's always got a smile on
Her metal chest is extra large
And when I've had enough of her
I just put her on charge

There was a spark between us
But I fear it may be lost
I thought she would obey my every command
Must have got our wires crossed

I'm not an electrician
And I don't know what makes her tick
I'll read the manual later
Maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich

She is the sweetest design
And I can't believe she's mine

Oh motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh motorheart
She is literally a love machine