Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley
He's my guy and I love him truly
He's not good looking, heaven knows
But I'm wild about his crazy clothes

He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
He gonna drive-in movies in a limousine
He's got a whirly-birdy and a twelve-foot yacht
Ah, but that's a not all he's got

Hes got tan shoes with pink shoe laces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wears tan shoes with pink shoe laces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Now Dooley had a feeling we were going to war
So he went out and enlisted in a fighting corps
But he landed in the brig for raising such a storm
When they tried to put 'em in a uniform

He wanted tan shoes with pink shoe laces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoe laces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Now one day, Dooley started feeling sick
And he decided that he better make his will out quick
He said: Just before the angels come to carry me
I want it down in writing how to bury me

I wearing tan shoes with pink shoe laces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He gave me tan shoes with pink shoe laces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

And a big Panama with a purple hat band