We Americans stupid
We Americans dirty
We Americans positive
But we don't know if we should be
We Americans is Cowboys
We Americans love guns
Ain't no one can stop us
Not even them injuns

So shoot the president
Forget the national debt
It makes no difference to me
It don't effect my rent you see
And it has always been this way and it wont change
Hey hey
God bless the good ol' USA

We Americans cant write
We Americans don't read
And we don't want nobody
Telling us what we need

Cause were better than that
And were better than this
And were better than everybody else
We got the dollars and we got the cents
And it has always been this way and it wont change
Hey hey
God bless the fucked up USA

You know you can't complain
We'll just wipe out the stains
We like to suck before we spit
We spray paint on the walls
Cause we love those shopping malls
All these purple track suits make me sick
That's it, we quit

We Americans stupid
We Americans don't write
Ain't no one can stop us
Cause we do what we like