not a cat
not a dog
not a fox behind a log
wide awake in a boat
i am certain to ___________
lost my food in the lake
i don't get a bellyache
i got friends down in the woods
that is why i feel so good hey

your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me
im a racoon stay away from me

i got ears
i got claws
i got feet
i got toes
lying in a garbage can
outside a camper van
a little boy that held me down
his ankles are big and really fat
with those he took me in the yard
and i bit him in the arm

your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me
im a racoon stay away from me
your world is not for me
im a racoon see what i see
your world is not for me
im a racoon stay away from me