Can't think of anything to sing about,
not much out there to sing about,
The weather's fine, the world's okay,
no need to sing about that, so i'll sing about. . .

Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck
Sponges suck
Sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah!!

There's lots of songs of peace,
many songs of love,
even songs about peaches and Valkyries,
there's no songs about . . .

Tuna fish!
Tuna fish!
Real big fish, swim in oceans,
come in cans like hockey pucks,
Tuna got their name cause they don't swim in pairs!!!

(mini-speech)

Sponges!
Sponges yeah!
Sponges!
Sponges yeah yeah!!
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges suck Sponges suck
Sponges clean up dishes and sinks
and coutertops and baby's noses
you put them on soap
and when you squeeze them out you get
Bubbles!
Bubbles!!
Bubbles!!!

Sponges.