I came to town in the heat
A lonely man with tired feet
Covered head to toe in perspiration
Then you caught me unware
Body so sleek I had to stare
And me a man in need of transportation

I do not know how you got into Hernandez' Used Car Lot
But I knew that you were coming back with me
I had to have you for my own
But shoud I lease or get a loan
Sometimes love is not free

And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice
A licence plate that glows and chrome exhaust pipes
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice
And together we will ride into the night

Paid Hernandez to leg you go
My lovely El Camino
Could hardly wait to get you to my place
And even though we love each other
I will put on plastic seat covers
Nowadays you cannot be too safe

I will buff you every night and put your lugnuts so tight
Do you love me as much as I love you
And when I drive you 'round a corner
Do you think of another owner?
Am I enough for you?

And I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice
Funny bumper stickers and tires with walls of white
I'll dress you up in fuzzy dice
And together we will ride into the night

Vroom, vroom, vroom