When I saw you just the other day
You sure looked pretty bored
Could it be to do with life without me
And all you took on board ?
Well I heard you met someone else
With a J. O. B. and a car
He hasn't got much to say for himself
But your mum and dad think he's a star

Well it's too late to say you're sorry
I haven't got time for that now
But when it comes to it, I must admit
I'm starting to enjoy
Life without you

Well I hope that you'll be happy with him
And with your dead-end job
You'll settle down and have some kids
And watch him become a slob

But it's too late to say you're sorry
I haven't got time for that now
But when it comes to it, I must admit
I'm starting to enjoy
Life without you

Well I heard that he left you
With the kids and mortgage to pay
Now you're asking me for my advice
Well I've got nothing to say

But it's too late to say you're sorry
I haven't got time for that now
But when it comes to it, I must admit
I'm starting to enjoy
Life without you