There's no more seats in Heaven
No space to move; that place is packed
It's only standing room in Heaven
But Hell is glad to have you back

I want my poison to taste like poison
Up there the drinks all watered-down
And the doorman he won't let my boys in
So my friends all not around

There's no more seats in Heaven
So get your tickets in advance
It's only standing room in Heaven
And Hell is where we go to dance

[Break]

I don't care; don't want to be nobody
I'll sit here and let the grass grow on me
I don't care; don't want to be nobody
I'll sit here and let the grass grow on me

There's no more seats in Heaven
Ain't no bleachers in the back
It's only standing room in Heaven
But Hell is waitin' for your ass

[Outro]

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Welcome to Heaven. All operators are currently unavailable. You call is of great importance to us and will be answered in the order it was received. Remember, patience is a virtue.)