we researched youth-magazines,
discovered all those grass-root scenes
we built a new laboratory,
applied teenage lobotomy,
applied teenage lobotomy,

we studied punkers, bikers, teds,
hippies, ravers and skinheads
but now we found a cult for real,
here it is - that's the deal,
here it is - that's the deal

pinheads, pinheads
marching through the night,
pinheads, pinheads -
looking for a fight,
pinheads, pinheads,
a tuft of ribbon wrapped hair,
monster - mega - hip -street - wear
it's cool to be a pinhead, yeah

we have sent our best trend scouts
listen up, what they found out,
new styles, new logos and new brands,
established by that pinhead - trend,
established by that pinhead - trend

pinheads, pinheads,
funny dress and sharpened head,
pinheads, pinheads,
buy yourself a pinhead - set
pinheads, pinheads,
a tuft of ribbon wrapped hair,
and monster - mega - hip street - wear

we don't call their girls punkettes
we don't call their girls modettes
we won't call them renees,
their girls look simply like zucchinis!