I didn't notice that you cut your hair, i didn't notice
That it was blue, i didn't
Notice that you pierced your
Tongue, i don't recall the
Dress you wore the day i met
You, i almost missed your
Birthday once again, your
Sister called me just in
Time, i forgot to wipe my
Muddy shoes, you get so
Pissed when i track around
The grime, this is but a
Test, this is just a trial
Run, you can still push
Reset, trade me in for a
Better one, sometimes i'm a
Dick i'm a rabid hockey fan,

All i can promise is i'll do the best i can, i forgot to
Pick you up on time, and i
Forgot to pay the bills, i
Forgot to put the seat back
Down, sometimes my drinking
Buddies take your favorite
Pills, you can't say i don't
Bring you flowers anymore,
Because i don't bring them
Any less, and i don't take
You to your favorite store,
Cuz i don't have the money to
Buy your favorite dress, but
I work and i try, i'm not as
Big a jerk as every other guy
You ever liked, you ever
Knew, once in a while i go
With you to buy new shoes,
But i work andi try, i'm not
Quite as big a jerk as every
Other guy you ever liked, you
Ever knew, sometimes i break down and take you to the zoo