Wooden Jesus where are you from?
Korea, Canada, or maybe Taiwan?
I didn't know it was the holy land
But I believed from the minute the check left my hand
And I pray

Can I be saved? I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin
I'll cut you in

Porcelain Mary her majesties pure
Looking for virgin territory
Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
From television shepherds with living room sheep
And I pray

Can I be saved? I spent all my money on a future grave
Wooden Jesus I'll cut you in on twenty percent of my future sin.