We're the kings of the road
You're the dogs of the sea
You're burning up on the sand
We break a hundred and three

Leather jackets
Don't make you brave
Try riding down
That ten foot wave

You're watching your board
When I'm greasin' my hair
And while you're sleeping at night
We're riding everywhere

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool
Coolest cats in town

All you wanna do is win win win
I bet you greasy heads
Can't even swim

You got no room for a thirty
On the back of your board
You gotta cover your ears
While my engine roars

If you got wet
You would cry like a baby
A two foot wave and
You'd be calling your mother

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool
Coolest cats in town

I got the moves, moves, moves like Elvis
Moves, moves, moves like Elvis

Yeah maybe you can move
Your hips and curl your lips
But can you do the wave
And swim like this? Come on!

I know you do the monkey
When you're riding your whip
But can you do the jitterbug
And swim like this? Let's go!

Anything that you can do I can do better
I'm the coolest cat!
No, I'm the coolest cat!
Tell me who's the coolest cat
In this whole entire place

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool
Coolest cats in town

We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats in town
We're the cool, cool, coolest cats
We're the coolest cats around

We don't care what you say
We'll take that challenge any day
We're the cool, cool
Coolest cats in town