Man, this internet's something else

Cuttin' it close
Let the dishes turn green
Everyone chasin' their
Internet dream

Some like it hot
In a triple X funk
Winnin' the auction
Turnin' money to junk

Cappin' the flag
In a virtual dash
Skippin' your wedding
To play in a match

Shut all the blinds
You mighta been seen
Sittin' alone
With your internet dream

Winning the race
For your digital fix
Living your life
With a clickity-click

So every day I swear
I'm gonna go to bed at like eleven.
And all of a sudden it's 4 am...
And I was just watching Youtube and
reading Wikipedia for five hours.
It's like, man... You ask me the
next day. I can't even remember
what I was doin. Crazy.

Cuttin' it close
Let the dishes turn green
Everyone chasin' their
Internet dream

Some like it hot
In a triple X funk
Winnin' the auction
Turnin' money to junk

Cappin' the flag
In a virtual dash
Skippin' your wedding
To play in a match

Shut all the blinds
You mighta been seen
Sittin' alone
With your internet dream

Winning the race
For your digital fix
Living your life
With a clickity-click

I was talkin to my mom the other day
And she's like "Oh,
My computer's been acting up again!"
So I'm thinkin she got a virus
or something...
And I'm like "ok, what's wrong?"
And she's like "You know that bar that
you type the website in! It disappeared!
I can never remember how to get it back!"
I'm like "ok, Mom. We did this last week."
I love my Mom and Dad.

Shut all the blinds
You mighta been seen
Sittin' alone
With your internet dream

Winning the race
For your digital fix
Living your life
With a clickity-click

Shut all the blinds
You mighta been seen
Sittin' alone
With your internet dream

Winning the race
For your digital fix
Living your life
With a clickity-click