I'm not a fiend of booze-evoked pleasures
I love beer, whisky and gin
Every swallow lifts up my high spirits
Sip by sip it's pulling me in
After a while the procedure would alter
The cap goes up and I'm instantly drunk
One sound, yet I'm happy
Paradise by the opening plunk

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can't control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And it occurs to me
I am Pavlov's dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And it occurs to me
I am Pavlov's fool

My life is great, the parties come easy
What's this curse fallin' on, on me?
Bottle opens, I'm starting to tumble
Feeling numb, my eyes just won't see
I'm getting sick by the sound of a bottle
My head explodes by an opening can
I got one hangover
Party's over before it's begun

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can't control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And it occurs to me
I am Pavlov's dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And it occurs to me
I am Pavlov's fool

Hear the bottle open
It takes me away
Can't control my body
So I must obey

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And now I know for sure
I am Pavlov's dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And now I know for sure
I am Pavlov's fool

I hear the fizz, I hear the plopp
And now I know for sure
I am Pavlov's dawg
I hear the fizz, I start to drool
And now I know for sure
I am Pavlov's fool