I woke up to total confusion
Could not figure out where I've been
On my tongue a dead Gopher rotting
In my head throbbed a sore aching pain

Raise my spirit!
Revive my force!
Raise my fire, my desire!
Lave and light my fuse again!

I still clutched a wondrous structure
Shimmering dimly in the grey light
Stale but un-spilled, fizzyless but we
Shared one bed and we shared the night

Give me what I need today!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!
Liver, you will have to pay!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!

I compelled myself to a first kiss
Sipping gently, then taking a gush
All the colors that still were missing
Flooded my grey world with a flush

Raise my spirit!
Revive my force!
Raise my fire, my desire!
Lave and light my fuse again!

I woke up to total confusion
Could not figure out where I've been
On my tongue a dead Gopher rotting
In my head throbbed a sore aching pain

Give me what I need today!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!
Liver, you will have to pay!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!

Give me what I need today!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!
Liver, you will have to pay!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!
Give me what I need today!
Breakfast for champions!
Get up in the Tankard way!
Breakfast for champions!