The story that's been on the news was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race

Die Alien Die - You stole my beer, I want it back!
Kill Alien Kill - You're going down, I'll break your neck!
Die Alien Die - Revenge is sweet, I'm on my way!
Kill Alien Kill - This green drunk bastard has to pay!

Arriving on their planet "green" I see the breweries
I pull my shining laser gun and watch those suckers flee
They stole the secrets of the brew, you drunken thieves will go to hell
Too many, they got me, I'm stranded on this world

I know now their evil plan
Chemical invasion, man!

The story that's been on the news was fourteen years ago
An alien from outer space drank all my alcohol
That motherfucker disappeared, just leaving me a mental wreck
But now I'm recovered, on his brain I will shit!

Flying through eternal space
Wiping out the alien race