Yesterday I met her
The woman of my dreams
She looked so fine
Through bottles of cheap wine

Soon we drank together
The pub was my heaven
I took her home
Then? I don't know

Next day I woke at noon
She must have drugged my drink
My beer supplies were gone
That girl stole everything

I screamed! I cried!
Her love was just a lie!

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to cheat ya
Is trying to trick ya
A girl called cerveza

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to fool ya
Is trying to dupe ya
A girl called cerveza

Told the cops my story
They already know her
She's being accused
Of beer theft and brain wash

Got no distinct features
Her mug shots are shocking
Girl of ill fame
Fraud is her name

Her file is overlong
Rogue's gallery top ten
In case I track her down
I'll fall for her again, oh, no

I screamed! I cried!
Her love was just a lie!

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to cheat ya
Is trying to trick ya
A girl called cerveza

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to fool ya
Is trying to dupe ya
A girl called cerveza

Her file is overlong
Rogue's gallery top ten
In case I track her down
I'll fall for her again

I screamed! I cried!
Her love was just a lie!

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to cheat ya
Is trying to trick ya
A girl called cerveza

A girl called cerveza
Is trying to fool ya
Is trying to dupe ya
A girl called cerveza
Cerveza!