You can get me wasted
You're the one I cut and pasted
And you might have once existed
And my memories are twisted
Yeah you robbed me like a strip-mine
Dead and buried for a long time
In an episode you casted
In the part where Jesus fasted

You ring up my line
I'm expanding my mind
I see two-thousand-five
When we fell, who survived?

You can get me slack-jawed
You were sipping through the last straw
Barely moving to the last waltz
To a symphony of my faults
Wrapped around me like a smoke ring
Had me set up like a coke sting
I'm still doing five to seven
Wishing liars got to heaven

You ring up my line
I'm expanding my mind
I see two-thousand-five
I can't tell who's alive