Jesus Christ was an only child
Went to the river
And he drank and he smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should've insured that planet
Before it crashed

Working hard to make that
Internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone
Sitting on your ass

I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now

Penny found out while her hair was styled
You should hide your kids
While the dogs run wild

Jesus Christ was an only child
Went to the river
And he drank and he smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should've killed that boy
Before he even had

Penny found out while her hair was styled
You should hide your kids
While the dogs run wild