Ho Ho Ho, so many christmas letters, so many wishes! Lucy wants a squeezy doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket! This lists rather long!

Yeh
Hey now Santa I'm writin to you 'cos theres a lotta cool shit I want
I know I been naughty but cut me some slack
Cos theres a lotta cool shit I want
So heres my list, so take its advice
I want a solid gold Hollywood machine gun from the front
I want a multi couloured lunch box filled with sticky buns!

I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight
I want all of the Beatle's copyrights
I wanna drop Florida off the map
I wnat Pamela Anderson's...

Hey now Santa that's my Christmas list
Thats all the cool shit i want
But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed
Theres still a lotta cool shit I want

So heres my list, take it's advice

I want a time machine and a bleeping gun
I want a statue of Moby on the surface of the sun
I want to party naked on a school bus full o' nuns
I want a bumper pool table and a robot...

There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree
That there's a lotta cool shit I want
I know I been naughty but i garuntee you that I deserve every single one
So take my list, take it's advice
I know I been naughty
But life ain't nice
PS. i still-a need some more shit-a

I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt
I want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt
I want a magical slave thats pulled by flying stones
I want, look at all the cool shit I want!