"You know, I got a thing for women."
"That are mean and know they're demons."
"Diamonds are sequins, don't knock them on their ass."

"I got a high struttin' floosy."
"She's clean, and always choosy."
"She got her way to the head of her class."

(Chorus):

"And they call her Jaded Strumpet."
"You know that girl sure blows trumpet."
"Got a hootchie cootchie thrill bed."
"You treat her right, she might show you that."

(End Chorus):
"Now she won't have the worlds permission
to please her needs and disposion."
"She does what she wants and she'll say what she feels and if you try to catch and scold her. You'll do your best that you won't bore her."
"She don't need ya just to pay for meals."

"And they call her Jaded Strumpet."
"You know that girl sure blows trumpet."
"Got a hootchie cootchie thrill bed."
"You treat her right, she might show you there."

"And if you think she'll let you ride her, only two words can discribe her."
"Please don't you ever drive her, she's really quite a lily in her own way."
(repeat chorus)