1 AM on a Saturday night
Looking for some gash, preferably tight
Open up the Tinder, I got no matches
But there's plenty of fish in the sea
With plenty of snatches

There's a tasty little beaver
I'm gonna get on
Gonna be fucking before the dawn

Cause it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
No, it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
It's never too late
To get some pussy tonight

Sunday morning is coming in hot
Met a girl with a missing leg
And I bought hеr a shot
She asked me to talk to hеr stump
And I wasn't shy
But she ended up leaving the bar
With another guy

Gonna find a girl
With both her legs
Steel Panther's gonna fertilize her eggs

Cause it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
No, it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
To get some pussy tonight

Don't give up
You still have time
To find some ugly hookers
And some cocaine lines

Flying on x, Sun's about to rise
Thinking bout getting a handy
From one of the guys
Or heating up some apple pie
Maybe that's my date
Then I remembered
Some words of wisdom from Stix'
It's never too late

Now Spyder's on the bass
'Cause, Lexxi's is gone
But it doesn't mean
We can't still fuck his mom

'Cause it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
No, it's never too late
To get some pussy tonight
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
It's never too late
To get some pussy tonight

Gotta get it tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight
Gotta get some pussy tonight