You're gonna take a walk in the rain
And you're gonna get wet
(i predict)

You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein
And be hungry real soon
(i predict)
Are my sources correct
(i predict)
They're gonna find the queen is a man
But that philip don't care
(i predict)
Lassie will prove that elvis and her
Had a fleeting affair
(i predict)
Are my sources correct
Are my sources correct
Yes i know they're corect
(i predict)

Men, if you say your prayers
You'll never lose your hair(i predict)

L.a. is safe
Ain't gonna quake
Ain't gonna quake
(i predict)

And somebody's gonna die
But i can't reveal who
Cold beer will cure a cold
Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer
Moscow will march to france
They'll do the can-can dance
Don't worry, it'll work out
Maxim's will throw them out

They're gonna stop saturday night
So you better have fun now
(i predict)
They're gonna stop having the sun
So you better get tan now

And this song will fade out
And this song will fade out
And this song will fade out
(i predict)