Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 69 there lives a transvestite
He's a man by day but he's a woman at night
There's a man at number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
Swears he's on a chore to start the third world war
Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood

At a hundred and ten they haven't paid the rent
So there goes the T.V. with the repo. men
At 999 they make a living from crime
The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

At number 18 there lives a big butch queen
He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
At 666 there lives a Mister Miller
He's our local vicar and a serial killer

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this ?
Who lives in a house like this ?

They want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
So you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive

Oh if you find the time please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood