well I got a little girl she sure is sweet
you know she's the kind all the boys want to meet
oh she's not too short she's not too tall
she's not too big she's not too small
well I got to have her and the feelings wrong
well I'm talking about a girl called Linda La Blanche

well I met little Linda on Saturday night
she walked in the joint she was lookin alright
I said hey pretty mama where ya coming from
oh she looked me over like I was a bum
I said whoa now darlin' you sure are mean
you the cutest little thing I ever did see

I said whoa little Linda
hey little Linda
whoa little Linda
you sure look good to me

well I kept on talkin till I broke the ice
and then later on she got real nice
she said hey now honey I'm all alone
and I sure could use a long ride home
well I took her home and I stayed all night
you know ever since then I ain't been right

I said whoa little Linda
hey little Linda
whoa little Linda
you sure look good to me